Mondays question of the day!

What one thing were you afraid of most as a child?

Monday question of the day

How many pair of underpants do you own?

What is a deciding factor when purchasing them?

found this one in my email today...thx Anne

Words for Women to Live By :

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today.

Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, that might need a reason to smile!

Darn ...late again MONDAY MORNING QUESTION

How many swim suits do you own?

How many do you actually wear?

How many don't fit anymore but, you refuse

to get rid of them?

The water in Newbedford.

I never saw it coming and I never saw it leave.

I am not sure what it was But I am sure that it was there.

It took over all of us.

I think it works in twos.

Sisters were its target and there were 3 pairs of those.

Im convinced its in the Newbedford water.

It slipped in on the ice chips.

The neighbors....Oh they were effected too.

I never saw a space ship but I felt a thing or two.

I started with a black bikini and came out in a green one.

Funny thing is the next time I got out of the pool it was black again???

We never did find out where that extra bikini cup came from.

I believe it may have been the Cabana boys or his side kick the comander.

Thanks Lisa we had a ball!!!!

Last week end with Jocelyn

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Monday Morning question of the day...late...lol

What was your favorite Michael Jackson song?

What a forth we had....big boob fest

Ok We got very close this week end and some of us were over come with embarrasment...lol

As you can see we spread the love around.

My Sister picking up a married woman.

Sister in law Boob inspection

Ive had these puppies all my life

yes Lisa they do feel natural!

Checking out my son in laws assets

Grama What big boobs you have... the better to bite you
...lol

Ok as you can see We were all feeling the Independance day love!

Not to mention the Food ,Fun, and some Watermelon Vodka.

My Weekend started Friday night

It all started with Jocelyn and Sara Sleeping over and then Faithy was at the house when I picked up the girls and sais" Sara wants to ask you something"...lol.

I said really!

What might that be???

She said "Sara wants to know if I can sleep over too."

I said she does?...yup!

I asked her dont you think we should ask your mother first and she said" oh my mother already said it was ok"...lol

I basically knew this was coming just by looking at her when I walked in the door.

Shes a cutie too, and always calls me auntie Linda as Sara does.

Although Jocelyn did inform the girls that I was not Auntie I was NANA!

Jocelyn was soooo cute she was one of the big girls !

She got involved in every conversation they had.
I heard her say "me too" quite a bit as they talked about things
they know or did or wanted to do.
She was acting like she was thier age...sooo cute.


She wore her princess shoes her mommy got her as slippers

Her Dad took these Saturday afternoon after I dropped her off

Gotta love a slip and slide...lol

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Thank You!

Mother Nature get out of bed!

Where the Hell is it???

Im tired of the constant rain, someone wake up mother nature!

I think I have seen 3 sunny days since may 1st...maybe?

I need a Tan!

I need to wear my summer clothes before they mold from the weather we are dealing with.

I need to stop picking mushrooms out of my lawn.

I need some get up and go.

I need SunShine...NOW!

Now I lay me on the beach

I pray the lord the sun to peak

If I should burn before i wake

I pray the lord that I dont streak

If I should peel and do not Tan

I pray the lord I do not freak....lol

a little Linda Humor

Ok and if rain washes the winter away then this had to be a real bad winter...lol

Working can be humorous

I mean Helloooooooooo!!!!

I cant believe some of the people I have to work with lately.

I mean, I am no genius but damn!

Just this week alone , and it is only Wednesday, I have seen it all.

Ok maybe not all as Friday hasn't arrived yet...lol

Yesterday I Had a very nice downs syndrome man move in to my building,and along with him came some staff from his old home to make his transition comfortable for him as well as us.

While they were in the room a girl who was working with a resident who requires a 1 on 1 supervision was sitting next to the resident sleeping in the chair...this is the staff now!!

I call her twice and tell her to go for a walk..WTH???

My Job seems to be the job where they think its in their job specks to sleep to rest up for their second job.

Although she denied sleeping she was thinking with her eyes closed...so deep in thought that it took me calling her twice to come out of her "thinking".

I was told that she was sleeping earlier too and they were throwing stuff at her trying to use her head as a ring toss.

Then I get this girl who is summer help , the summer help are usually college kids who have family members working there.

She told me how she liked working here because its an easy job.

It is for her as she sits on her ass and text messages under her jacket that she keeps in her lap.

She thinks she is sly, she is actually pretty dumb after I spoke to her twice she still hadn't figured out that I could see in the mirror what she was doing even though I was standing behind her....Hellooooooooo.

Every time she comes to us its the same thing.

I told her if it is too hard to resist to put it in her car next time after the 3rd time I spoke to her.

Shall I go on?

I wont even bring up a second shift situation as it will hurt the innocent and she needs to talk with her supervisor about verbal abuse by her coworker ...we have one bad egg in the building on that shift and she don't want to rock the boat and report her.

I think she is about ready to do the right thing however It wont be easy for her.

Shall I go into 3rd shift staff...lol

One of them told my staff that there was a new paper to sign when ever a certain person gets his depends changed....wrong again....the lack of reading and understanding what was read doesn't exist. When they write... fell asleep its ....felt to sleep...lol

Very nice caring girls though.

There was a paper to sign but for something totally different and it wasn't new.

Don't get me wrong , some of these people are nice people in general but they just come for the paycheck, they don't care or want to be there and this is a job where you have to care about what your there for.

It effects many peoples lives in so many ways.

Today I ask if its ok for a man to make a change in his routine as where he normally goes after lunch was canceled.

I got a pleasant answer..." oh sure we will be here".

When the staff took the man down there they complained about it to her as if I twisted their arms.

Ok this was my Wednesday vent....ahhhhhhh

I could go on but what for...lol

OH!

I do Love my Job!

you have to for what they pay us...lol